24 Lessons
1. If you need to do some bad shit, do it in the server room.

2. Always break up w/ girlfriend before faking own death. Keeps things simple.

3. Your boss' boss is a dick.

4. Badass secret agents trained in the art of death have feelings, too.

5. There's always a mole. Always.

6. America loves the torture.

Posted Jan 23, 2006 by xtopher in Notes
My favorite is still from last season: 7. Listen carefully, there might be a missile behind you.
Posted Jan 24, 2006 by Lee
you said there were going to be 24 lessons. what happened to the other 18?
Posted Jan 26, 2006 by Carlie
7. It's not over.
Posted Jan 26, 2006 by xtopher
I'll bet #7 is "wipe front to back"
Posted Jan 29, 2006 by Beav
8. If someone handcuffs you to a table, you don't have to fumble around for keys, just lift up the table leg. Duh!
Posted Feb 13, 2006 by Rudy! Rudy!
I dig. You should have him pee his pants. When people hang, they pee.
Posted Feb 23, 2008 by Electronic Cigarette
I dig. You should have him pee his pants. When people hang, they pee.
Posted Feb 23, 2008 by Electronic Cigarette
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